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Wednesday, July 30, 2003

UltraSaurus!


I passed 130s !!!!!!!!!!!!! yeahhhhhhh..



Posted at 7:00 PM by cun2
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Sunday, July 20, 2003

This is just too funny =)

LAS VEGAS HOOKER


A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker
catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker,
"How much?"

Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind
of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"

"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Yes."

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own
them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try."

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on
the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime
worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is
$1,000?"

The hooker replies, "$1,500."

$1,500? No blow-job could be worth that."

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see
that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it
because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, "Sign
me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He
can't believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides
to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable
experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole
city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights,
gambling palaces, and showplaces?"

"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."

Posted at 10:03 PM by cun2
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Thursday, July 17, 2003

Another record =)


Dang it... could've passed 130s .. arghhh



Posted at 6:18 PM by cun2
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Thursday, July 03, 2003

almosttt


Damn... almost broke my own record.. *ngos2*



Posted at 7:00 PM by cun2
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